Mittwoch, 23. Mai 2007

Tagebuch eines Hundes


Hier bin ich: ein Grönlandhund (http://www.frbeiger.com/bredd-dogsledding.html) auf einem Ausflug. Schaut so aus, als ob es ein langer werden wird, aber keiner sagt mir genau wie lange wir in der Wildnis sein werden. Aber schon das Wort "Expedition" scheint mir sehr lang zu sein, und ein langes Wort bedeutet eine lange Tour, vermute ich. Eine "Expedition"! Bah, alles, was diese Typen machen ist Zeitlupenskifahren. Wenn es nach mir und nach meinen Hunde-Freunden ginge, wären wir schon längst am Nordpol und wieder zurück.

Den ganzen Tag muß ich diese schwere Pulka ziehen, die jemand zu allem Überfluß noch "Fiffi" getauft hat! Noch dazu schafft es dieser Typ, der sich Ulli nennt und vorgibt auch diese Pulka zu ziehen, mit seinen Beinen und Stöcken die ganze Zeit meinen freien Blick nach vorn zu versperren. Und wenn ich einmal Ausblick nach vorn haben will (und etwas seitlich ausschere) schreit er immer gleich: "Zurück zu mir!" und ich muß wieder zurück in seine Spur.

Nur gut, daß dieses nette Mädel mit dabei ist. Wenigstens eine, die mit mir knuddelt. Naja, die anderen tun es auch von Zeit zu Zeit. Wenn sie nur alle dieselbe Sprache sprechen würden! Oder glauben die etwa ich wäre ein Diplomat und spräche alle Sprachen der Welt?

Aber es gibt auch ein paar gute Dinge: Zweimal am Tag was zu fressen, und kleine Snacks wann immer ich einige übriggebliebene Krümel im Schnee finde. Einmal habe ich sogar einen ganzen Swebar gefunden, mmmmmmhhhhhhhhhh, pure energy for everybody! Es hat mich allerdings etwas gewundert, daß die anderen nicht so glücklich darüber waren. Es ist so wie neulich, als sie mich dazu bringen wollten, den Eisbären anzubellen, bei Vagabond. Aber alle anderen Hunde bellten ja schon, also hab ich mir nicht die Mühe gemacht... Natürlich, wenn so ein Eisbär MEIN Essen mopsen wollte, da würde ich schon bellen, und wie! Aber ansonsten? Ich bin doch kein Kläffer!

Vor ein paar Tagen hatte ich unbeschreibliches Glück, ich fühlte mich wie im 7. Himmel. Ich hatte eine Robbe zum Abendessen. Der nette Bursche in Austfjordneset gab mir Robbenfleisch, das Beste überhaupt: einen Robbenkopf!

Jetzt muß ich aber weiter, dort vorn sehe ich einen Stein der ein bißchen aus dem Schnee herausschaut, den muß ich unbedingt markieren! Selbst wenn dieser Ulli schon wieder dagegen sein wird, weil ich die Pulka in die falsche Richtung ziehe. Wäre viel leichter, wenn er gleich zu dem Stein gegangen wäre!

Servus,
André

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